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Approved and Official SV Tsundere Sharks! Thread

Discussion in 'Fiction Discussion' started by Harry Leferts, May 14, 2014.

  1. Grue

    Grue Deputy Skeleton

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    While that may be a shark, it isn't tsundere.
    Get. Out.
     
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  2. vyor

    vyor KITTY! \o/

    ...
    Note to self, don't go to the beach for the next few days.
     
  3. You say it like you think they don't do housecalls.
     
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  4. Harry Leferts

    Harry Leferts Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju

    "Hello, would you be able to spare a moment so that I can talk about our Lord and Savior, Jaws?"
     
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  5. TheOtherSandman

    TheOtherSandman Living Heart Donor.

  6. vyor

    vyor KITTY! \o/

    I have 2 no soliciting signs.

    And a bolt lock.

    I'm good.
     
  7. Insufficient Dakka

    Insufficient Dakka Funpost King

    Bah,
    [​IMG]
    That won't help.
     
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  8. vyor

    vyor KITTY! \o/

    That door is wood, an interior door, and has no bolt lock.
     
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  9. On a language-related note, I think "Ojamashimasu" ("Forgive my intrusion") would have been more appropriate in that gif, than "Tadaima" ("I'm hooome").

    On a door-related note, I eyeball that shark is at least 800 pounds. It will enter whatever house it chooses.
     
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  10. vyor

    vyor KITTY! \o/

    Metal door, windows too small for it.
     
  11. Harry Leferts

    Harry Leferts Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju

    Unless it's ghost shark from that syfy movie, then it can teleport through any amount of water (drink a glass of water, shark appears inside your stomach full sized).
     
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  12. Aleph

    Aleph Magical Girl Moderator-chan Moderator

    The human body is already like 60% water; you're fucked.
     
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  13. I am now imagining shark chestbursters, no xenomorphs necessary. :)
     
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  14. Takoe

    Takoe Hopefully productive

    Ah, so that's where Araki got the inspiration for Clash from. Good to know.
     
  15. Insufficient Dakka

    Insufficient Dakka Funpost King

    I think it's gotta meet a certain threshold of "cleanness".
    Yes. And SyFy is proud to announce its next original movies, "Angry Haunted Fishing Hook", "Zombie Dinosaur Infection", and "Killer Radio Tower That Also Has a Dude Living In It". :p
     
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  16. Aleph

    Aleph Magical Girl Moderator-chan Moderator

    Then you're fine when you drink water, unless a 1:6 ratio of water to gastric acid is fine for ghost shark to swim about in. Which I doubt.
     
  17. Insufficient Dakka

    Insufficient Dakka Funpost King

    Pretty sure it was already in the glass of water before the person drank it.
     
  18. foamy

    foamy Lying liar who lies. Executive Director

    What does any of this have to do with tsundere sharks? :mad:
     
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  19. Harry Leferts

    Harry Leferts Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju

    Obviously we're discussing how they could show up where Sempai is. N-not that they really want to you know... B-baka.
     
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  20. VolantRedX

    VolantRedX Official Conscience of Worm Fanfiction!

    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Grue

    Grue Deputy Skeleton

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    [​IMG]
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  22. [​IMG]

    ACTUAL TSUNDERE SHARK

    WHAT
     
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  23. Wolf Ritter

    Wolf Ritter Most Moral Poster

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    Are those tsundere pickled-egg sharks, because I swear to fucking God, I've never killed a man for a Klondike bar, but pickled-egg tsundere sharks....
     
  24. Grue

    Grue Deputy Skeleton

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    [​IMG]
    Apparently, they're made of some form of edible clay.
     
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  25. Vindictus

    Vindictus Monster in Disguise

    Location:
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    They look like Peeps to me.

    Except, you know.

    Sharks.
     
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