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Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franchise vs Other Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franc

Discussion in 'Versus Debates' started by Leila Hann, Dec 8, 2014.

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  1. Leila Hann

    Leila Hann Aerocommando

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    Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franchise started as a series of video games, but now has books, animated series, and comics, along with a horde of howler monkey-like fanboys who will scream bloody murder and bash their keyboards until their fingers bleed if you get anything wrong about its labyrinthine EU.

    Other Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franchise began as a well known movie back in the eighties or nineties with significant mainstream attention. However, the many sequels, spinoffs, and game/book adaptations are every bit as much a geek fringe obsession as the former franchise. It has a very similar and equally sized fandom.

    Both universes have been handled by dozens of writers, many of whom didn't consult the earlier works, and almost none of whom actually knew anything about science or what big numbers mean. Neither franchise has any real sense of scale. Everything in both franchises is canon.

    So, if the two universes fought in an all out galactic war, which would win? Personally, I think Other Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franchise would totally dominate Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franchise, because WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK.
     
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  2. Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franchise has the ability to produce hundreds of *insert here something absurdly powerful, probably borrowed from my shitty Britain-wank power fantasies* just one of which would casually terminate the entirety of Other Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franchise, as proved by *insert here some poorly-thought out wank calcs based on stringing together extreme high-end outlier feats*
     
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  3. Reveen

    Reveen Dunked On

    Blank Slate, Try-Hard Badass Video Game Protagonist is so much more cooler than Bland Campellian Archetype Movie Protagonist because of gameplay abilities and body counts that make no impact on the narrative whatsoever.
     
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  4. Other Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franchise does have *that thing used once and never mentioned again* which by *bizzare logic* can completely destroy Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franchise. Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franchise also has absolutely pathetic *pick one: tactics, piloting, guns, computers, manufacturing* which might compare favorably to early WWI, but are far inferior to what we have today, let alone what Other Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franchise has.
     
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  5. Completely uncalled for claim that Random Badly Scaled Magic Franchise can totally curbstomp all Badly Thought Out Inconsistent Scifi Franchises.
     
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  6. Umm no, thanks to *nonsensical tech of the week which was explicitly only useful in that one scenario* from *awful EU novel of dubious canonicity*, Badly Thought Out Inconsistent Scifi Franchise Xeeleestomps Random Badly Scaled Magic Franchise. Other Badly Thought Out Inconsistent Scifi Franchise is also more than capable of using *WAAAAAAANK* to make at least an even fight against Random Badly Scaled Magic Franchise.

    I love Blake's threads, the satire is just pure genius.
     
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  7. Flectarn

    Flectarn A Las Baricadas

    My 80's/90's nostalgia trumps your stupid video game!
     
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  8. Indignant whiny retort that because it's magic it doesn't have to explain shit and wins because of it.
     
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  9. Angry adhominem and more wank.
     
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  10. Accusations of illegitimate parentage woven into circular logic concerning power of magic.
     
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  11. Insults implying sexual assault against family members and even more wank.
     
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  12. Vindictus

    Vindictus Monster in Disguise

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    Perverse implication of sexual tension, request the two of you find a domicile and relieve yourselves.
     
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  13. ultra

    ultra Everything's a shitpost unless stated otherwise

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    Implications of homosexuality in all participants of the conversation and bringing up totally unrelated but equally badly thought out , inconsistent SciFi franchise.
     
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  14. Misplaced post about certain political figure from certain country and long three-paragraph essay concerning government welfare haphazardly spliced with creatively worded post that skims the line almost breaking all the CCs but weaving it into over ten paragraphs worth of wank.
     
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  15. Questioning of a higher power, asking if either of you have seen any of the previous threads about Random Badly Scaled Magic Franchise and know why the last three got locked.

    Mention of derailing, comment about the speed of the derail, and attempt to get things back on topic by mentioning *thing that barely made sense in context and requires in-depth knowledge of the EU for said context.*
     
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  16. *Inundation of irrelevant reaction gifs*
     
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  17. Redfield

    Redfield Vanguard

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    Safe to say this thread is getting bookmarked-- I mean, uh, locked.
     
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  18. Strypgia

    Strypgia Shadow Cabal Token Adult Moderator

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    Mild warning to keep on topic, punctuated by telling @TheBleachDoctor and @Vindictus to stop talking about sex. Expression of frustration and desire for a drink.
     
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  19. Vindictus

    Vindictus Monster in Disguise

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    Dismayed query regarding other people who used sexual verbage in their posts in clear disregard of the rules regarding questioning mods decisions!
     
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  20. Outraged rant on abuse of power directed at the moderators, followed by a graphic description of money laundering as somehow relating to the thread topic in a way that nobody can understand.
     
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  21. NonSequtur

    NonSequtur Inaccessible Executive On Leave

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    Disconcerted attempt to prevent other posters from questioning the mods and further forcing the metaphorical locomotive off the slightly less metaphorical parallel course.

    Brief aside, carrying the implication that the debate is essentially OP fiat because *sundry I'll defined capabilities*.
     
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  22. MightyDwarf

    MightyDwarf Hipster

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    Snarky drive-by likebait
     
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  23. Takoe

    Takoe Hopefully productive

    Fairly reasonable and valid argument that overlooks one small detail.
    Confession of being somewhat ignorant to both Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franchises.
     
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  24. Ranting and accusations of stupidity due to overlooking of said detail.
    Asking why you're even here.
    Snarking about excessive nature of using both bold text and mod colour on a "mild warning".
     
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  25. Takoe

    Takoe Hopefully productive

    Snobby declaration of my own intelligence and an offhand remark about it being "just a game and an old movie" in the hopes of making you feel like less of person.
     
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