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Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franchise vs Other Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franc

Discussion in 'Versus Debates' started by Leila Hann, Dec 8, 2014.

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  1. Strypgia

    Strypgia Shadow Cabal Token Adult Moderator

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    Wagging of finger at @TheBleachDoctor . Statement of the violation about posting pr0n. Vague threats of further banhammering and creative use of fish!
     
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  2. Cries of mod oppression. Vows for revenge.
     
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  3. Mortifer

    Mortifer Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun time guaranteed.

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    Your Mom joke.

    Implies sexual relation with your mother.
     
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  4. Vindictus

    Vindictus Monster in Disguise

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    Curiously wonders why that last bit of porn was infraction worthy, but none of the piles of smut before were punished.

    Concludes the mods have an 'In-group' who they allow to do things that normal users would never get away with.
     
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  5. Strypgia

    Strypgia Shadow Cabal Token Adult Moderator

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    Eva!Abridged Gendo reference. Best!Rei slap clip.
     
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  6. Ugolino

    Ugolino There's No Way We'd Regret This Suspended

    Whining over loss of the pronz.
     
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  7. EtchedSteel

    EtchedSteel [Embrace]

    Location:
    Lima. Peru
    Whinning over thread derailment.
     
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  8. Mortifer

    Mortifer Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun time guaranteed.

    Location:
    Under a rock.
    Declaration of being open to being bribed to talking moderator's mother into forcing mod to allow pronz to be reposted.

    Agreement.

    Confusion over what original topic was.

    Draws wrong conclusion, posts fusion fanfiction of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and Kara no Kyoukai.
     
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  9. Mister Bad Guy

    Mister Bad Guy Mr Mercury to friends

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    Complaints that the thread has diverged from its original purpose of debating whether Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franchise could beat Other Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franchise. Attempts to get thread back on track with story.

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    Obnoxious philosophical quote having little to do with the overall narrative. - Some Famous Guy

    "Pithy remark," said Canny Crowd-Pleasing Rogue Archetype, as he technobabbled his Scientific Gadget That MBG Read About in Popular Science. "Repetition of pithy remark, with swear word like fuck added to show that this is for mature readers like you."

    "Statement of agreement," said Rogue Archetype's Sidekick, sitting in pilot's chair of Moderately Famous Spaceship. "Slightly overlong expository response to establish to the readers that this story takes place between Episode 532 and the eighth movie. Pithy remark at Rogue Archetype's attributes."

    "Halfhearted retort," began Rogue Archetype, but then Moderately Famous Spaceship did something to Signal A Bad Thing Is Happening. Surprised, he looked outside the inexplicable window to see Bizarre Subspace Plot-Convenient Phenomena sucking Moderately Famous Spaceship into its Astronomy Term. "Surprised and angered statement!" Rogue Archetype shouted, and began doing Physical Expression of Anger to Delicate Shipboard Instruments.

    "Resigned exasperation," said Rogue Archetype's Sidekick, as they were sucked in.

    ---

    Straw Evil Commander Character sat on the inexplicable bridge of Heavily-Armed Enemy Faction Warship, sipping his Upperclass But Not So Upperclass as to be Douchey Beverage. Internal monologue, he thought. Establishment that this story takes place between Episode 821 and Movie 2. Reminder to the audience of how much I hate Somewhat Preachy But Otherwise Basically Friendly Unpopular Character.

    "Straw Evil Commander Character!"

    "Formal expression of surprise?"

    "Our Technobabble is detecting Bizarre Subspace Plot-Convenient Phenomena. We need you to shout an order!"

    "An order!" he shouted, and Warship did a maneuver that placed it out of reach of the Astronomy Term. He looked into the Plot-Convenient Phenomena, glaring dramatically at it as if it were Unpopular Character's Dumb Face.

    Suddenly, an Unfamiliar Ship that the Reader Knows is Moderately Famous Spaceship came out of the Phenomena! Straw Evil Commander Character had an expression of surprise. "A combat order!" he shouted to the Bridge Technicians. However, mid-order, the Large TV Screen lit up, where Commander could see an Unfamiliar Face that the Reader Knows is Rogue Archetype.

    "Greeting!" said Rogue Archetype. "Acknowledgement of it being a good thing our technology is conveniently compatible. Queries?"

    "Explanations that make no sense to you," said Commander. "Angry queries?"

    "Explanations that make no sense to you," said Rogue Archetype. "Request to team up?"

    Commander thought for a minute. "Handwaved defense of the time I murdered an entire city of Peaceful Buddhist Monk/Amerindian Analogies because they didn't give me all their money, to explain why I have not shot you yet. Notation of hatred towards Unpopular Character."

    "Expression of joy!" said Rogue Archetype. "Suggestion to beat up Unpopular Character, because MBG thinks the gag is wearing thin and wants to wrap this up they're so pompous."

    ---

    Somewhat Preachy But Otherwise Basically Friendly Unpopular Character sat in his chair on Edenic World Archetype, and pondered things. Pro-environmentalist viewpoint, he thought. Pro-gun control viewpoint, anti-war viewpoint. Pro-tolerance viewpoint in general, based on bad impression on fanfic writer's part toward bad impression of original writers of Badly Thought Out Inconsistent Sci-Fi Franchise toward liberal policies. Mildly irritating catchphrase.

    Suddenly, Heavily-Armed Enemy Faction Warship and Moderately Famous Spaceship appeared overhead and engaged in an Outrageously Overblown Description of Environmental Devastation, using their Technical Terms and Firepower Calculations to destroy Famous Landmark. Unpopular Character scrambled for cover, but then Rogue Archetype and Straw Evil Commander came down.

    "Ironic repetition of mildly irritating catchphrase!" shouted Commander, committing an act of physical harm to Unpopular Character.

    "Insult to masculinity and patriotism of Unpopular Character!" Rogue Archetype followed up, committing a slightly less gruesome act of physical harm.

    "Homophobic remark!" the two of them said in unison, murdering Unpopular Character in a needlessly brutal fashion.

    ---

    "Remark on how superior we are," said Rogue Archetype, drinking Upperclass But Not So Upperclass as to be Douchey Beverage of his own. "Exposition explaining I will be returning to my home franchise soon."

    "Statement of affirmation," said Commander, drinking same. "Statement of gratitude."

    "Statement of gratitude," said Rogue Archetype, as he got back on Moderately Famous Spaceship, where Sidekick had been waiting for him for the entire story. "Forlorn question as to whether this will be our only meeting?"

    "Mysterious statement suggesting a sequel hook," said Commander. "Mysterious statement."

    And as Moderately Famous Spaceship flew through Plot-Convenient Phenomena, Commander felt Strong Emotion of Respect and Admiration but in a Strictly Heterosexual Manner, Really.

    Pithy Ending Remark.
     
    Last edited: Jan 24, 2015
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  10. Ugolino

    Ugolino There's No Way We'd Regret This Suspended

    Snide comment on quality of latest installment of Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franchise. Suggestion that all works related to Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franchise have been commercially-motivated imitations of the genuine article since arbitrary point in the franchise, unlike the true art that came before.
     
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  11. POSTS MORE PORN
     
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  12. EtchedSteel

    EtchedSteel [Embrace]

    Location:
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    Angry rant on terrible attempt of fanfiction.

    Bookmarks silently.

    SHOCKS CONSCIENCE WITH KITTENS
     
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  13. Mortifer

    Mortifer Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun time guaranteed.

    Location:
    Under a rock.
    Questions why pr0n involves bestiality, pedophilia, yaoi and necrophilia all at once.
     
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  14. Silent chuckling.
     
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  15. Mister Bad Guy

    Mister Bad Guy Mr Mercury to friends

    Location:
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    ...Resigned masturbation.
     
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  16. Cry of victory.
     
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  17. Insufficient Dakka

    Insufficient Dakka Funpost King

    Smut parodying said porn.
     
  18. Strypgia

    Strypgia Shadow Cabal Token Adult Moderator

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    Statement mocking poor quality of the pr0n. Intimations of banhammering. Headache and desire for more drinks.
     
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  19. Handrawn hentai of Strypgia.
     
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  20. Ugolino

    Ugolino There's No Way We'd Regret This Suspended

    Rude objection. Griping about allegedly excessive moderation.
     
  21. Strypgia

    Strypgia Shadow Cabal Token Adult Moderator

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    Complaint that my breasts are not that small.

    Citation of CC rules against smut. Posting of No Fun Allowed sign. Yet another attempt to drag thread back OT: complaint that
    Badly Thought Out, Inconsistent Scifi Franchise's own internal rules would make it's ships explode on activation without constantly overlooked premise established in the pilot and immediately forgotten by all but one of the writers.
     
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  22. Increases breast size, submits for approval.
     
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  23. LilithPrime

    LilithPrime Shadow Cabal Team Mom Magistrate

    Suspiciously specific critique of anatomical deviance.
    Quiet bookmarking for masturbatory purposes.
     
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  24. Vindictus

    Vindictus Monster in Disguise

    Location:
    Texas
    Realizes, in mounting horror, that he is the least perverted person in the room.

    Compensates by posting incredibly horrifying and gorey fic, including multiple torture scenes, psychological horror, and implied cannibalism.
     
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  25. Insufficient Dakka

    Insufficient Dakka Funpost King

    Complaints regarding inability to fap to this. Request to make into a crossover to rectify this.
     
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