Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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- armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto eaglejarl was kishimoto all along explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin naruto precommitting is the winning plan rational rationalist romance screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include
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Did you or did you not see America's latest presidential election?
Consequences be damned; WE DEMAND ENTERTAINMENT!
MAKE HAZOU WEAR GREEN SPANDEX AGAIN!
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- Leeds
[X] Action Plan: Buy a YOUTHSUIT
-[X] Get one for the rest of the team
Yeah. The others need one too.
[X] Action Plan: Buy a YOUTHSUIT
-[X] Get one for the rest of the team
[X] Action Plan: Buy a YOUTHSUIT
-[X] Get one for the rest of the team
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Voting is over.
Action Plan: Buy a YOUTHSUIT
-Get one for the rest of the team
is victorious.
The following plans are also victorious:
Jutsu Hazou: Whack-a-Mole Madness
Training Keiko: Inheritor of Talky
Training Noburi: Field Medic Extraordinaire
Training Hazou: Advanced Flowcharts
Keiko Reward: Chakra Blades and/or training to empower weapons with wind nature chakra
(a new record for a victorious plan, with only a single voter)
Action Plan: Buy a YOUTHSUIT
-Get one for the rest of the team
is victorious.
The following plans are also victorious:
Jutsu Hazou: Whack-a-Mole Madness
Training Keiko: Inheritor of Talky
Training Noburi: Field Medic Extraordinaire
Training Hazou: Advanced Flowcharts
Keiko Reward: Chakra Blades and/or training to empower weapons with wind nature chakra
(a new record for a victorious plan, with only a single voter)
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...I'm assuming that we are getting multiple suits so each team member has one? As much fun as sharing sweaty... suits is...
WOO!
This should be fun (don't hate me plz).
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- Phoenix, AZ
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE LOGGED INTO SV AFTER DRIVING 20 HOURS. GG ALL IT'S BEEN FUN.
@Velorien please don't kill us.
Edit: on the bright side, we'll probably find out more about the setting? And, like, nobody will expect this?
Edit 2: Misdirection ahoy! Nobody can predict us! We shall regain secrecy and safely through confusion.
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I kind of imagine this is Hazou breaking under pressure? I mean, a vote like this was practically guarenteed to pass eventually. Or maybe he'll try to play it off as a grand scheme? Or maybe it'll just be a really touching scene qbout him trying to encourage Akane? I have no idea.
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Huh, so we were voting for that?
I would argue that it doesn't make sense to push for a reward for Keiko when we are not confident to even talk about the rewards currently.
Then again it makes more sense than the actual plan that won so who cares.
@OliWhail is going to murder someone once he gets back. If you voted for this plan, I advice against attending any MfD meetups in the near future.
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It's ok, he publicly said he couldn't make it to the one in December. I'm safe... for now.
Edit: I have now accepted our fate as green spandex wearers. Every great ninja has their quirks right? Kagone tries to blow everything up, we wear green spandex and shout youth. Besides, that was a hilarious scene in Iron, and the last time we did this we got Akane as a follower.
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I thought we were going with Hazou's reward suggestion and not this suggestion?
I felt that the reward is a dumb idea.
Then again, I think all this talk of secrecy and spying is stupid, but then I didn't really voice my opinion. (IMO, we should just get the best rewards as much as possible. Because we need to survive as missing-nins in general, not worry about Leaf boggymen)
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What reward suggestion? The two action plans with most votes don't have any reward suggestions.
Are you talking about the jutsu list we picked for Hazou? (Whack-A-Mole etc.)
It's not really stupid, because we are being spied on, but I agree that we can't really afford to forgo payment.
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Note this is misspelled. YOUTHSUIT, in addition to being all caps and green, is always bold.
Edit: I decided to turn off spell check on my phone recently.
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Fxd. Tha shoulf be the last of the .ispelding.
Edit: Hello mind scanning ninja. We're definitely sane. You definitely don't need to continue scanning us. We're perfectly fine. Have you considered wearing green spandex? It accentuates youthfulness. Which is good.
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The reward suggestion for Keiko.
Yes, we are being spied upon, but we can't afford to not take full advantage of Jiraiya's favor by not discussing our ideas with the team.
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That's the beauty of it: once they scan us all they will find is Hazou's desire to wear a green suit and nothing more.
They can't thwart our plots when we aren't actually plotting anything.
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Omake?
Jiraiya: So that's their team and what you need to look out for. I'll be in my office.
Everyone: Yes sir.
*team and handlers leave*
Azuma: So, we're going to go purchase materials for your barrel. Is there anything else you'll want to buy while we're out?
Kagome: Like we'd trust stinking stinker equipment! Wait, you have paper?
Hazou: I'd like to buy a YOUTHSUIT!
*everyone turns in horror*
Ino: what did you say?
Hazou: I'd like to buy a YOUTHSUIT. You know, it's green and skintight? I was thinking we could all get one.
*Team uplift looks horified*
*after brief consideration*
Ino: Mind scan technique
...
Ino: he... wants to buy a YOUTHSUIT.
*Guy and Lee appear from nowhere*
Guy: did I hear YOUTHSUIT! Come with me, we shall excersice in the springtime of our Youth! We shall do one hundred laps around Leaf with 100 pushups at every tree! We shall rejoice in the sprouting of youthfulness everywhere! Away!
*spirits the rest of the team away before handlers can do anything*
Noburi: help I can't use chakra.
Jiraiya: So that's their team and what you need to look out for. I'll be in my office.
Everyone: Yes sir.
*team and handlers leave*
Azuma: So, we're going to go purchase materials for your barrel. Is there anything else you'll want to buy while we're out?
Kagome: Like we'd trust stinking stinker equipment! Wait, you have paper?
Hazou: I'd like to buy a YOUTHSUIT!
*everyone turns in horror*
Ino: what did you say?
Hazou: I'd like to buy a YOUTHSUIT. You know, it's green and skintight? I was thinking we could all get one.
*Team uplift looks horified*
*after brief consideration*
Ino: Mind scan technique
...
Ino: he... wants to buy a YOUTHSUIT.
*Guy and Lee appear from nowhere*
Guy: did I hear YOUTHSUIT! Come with me, we shall excersice in the springtime of our Youth! We shall do one hundred laps around Leaf with 100 pushups at every tree! We shall rejoice in the sprouting of youthfulness everywhere! Away!
*spirits the rest of the team away before handlers can do anything*
Noburi: help I can't use chakra.
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@MadScientist context?
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