Ch 9: The Odds
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Chunin Kanzaki
She was honestly surprised by how little sass Noburu or Haruki gave her when she agreed to help them work on their taijutsu. Considering how amateur their spars with each other were, she'd intended to broach the topic eventually -- but probably not before the garrison arrived and had medical nin on hand to fix them up. They met up in what had once been the Fujioka clan's immaculate garden, but had become overgrown and unsightly since their destruction.
"A lot of the work in taijutsu comes from repetition," she told them as she showed them precursor exercises -- exercises which would help them build muscle before they moved on to optimized ones. "You have to work your muscles almost every day, and you have to practice the motions until you develop muscle memory. Kirigakure taijutsu focuses a lot on flexibility, so that's where we're going to start, training your flexibility until you can move like water."
Noburu nodded, but Haruki arched a brow. "If it's all about flexibility," he grunted while Sayaka corrected his stance, "how come you have muscles like that?"
It wasn't often that the boys saw her without her heavy jacket. She'd taken it off and just rocked her shirt and flak jacket to show off her guns. "I need muscles in my line of work, trap supplies and armor are heavy." When she finished correcting Haruki, she flexed one arm to let the boys stare with envy. "All this strength doesn't take away from my flexibility either, it just makes it more dangerous. And if you guys join a gym and work real hard, maybe your muscles will be a third this developed by the time you're my age."
"C'mon Princess, we gotta work to catch up!" Noburu began his routine with gusto before Sayaka shook her finger at him. "Huh?"
"Speed comes with
practice," she emphasized. "Right now focus on doing it right, doing it without pain, and doing it the same way every time." She patted her fellow baldy on the head, and let him try again.
When she turned away from the boys to start her own exercise routine, she saw Raiga-sensei with a sour expression on his face on the porch. He gestured her over, and she approached quietly. Together they walked out of the boy's hearing range.
"Sensei, I know you're supposed to be handling our training," she started but was stopped by Raiga who held a hand up.
"That's not what this is about," Raiga-sensei said. "Keeping them busy is honestly for the best right now. You're a chunin of the Hidden Mist, you're entitled to this news." Raiga crossed his arms and sighed. "We just got the numbers back on how much of the forces on Ouza survived to retreat to Nagi. The projections for the war have officially turned against us."
That thought hit her like a punch in the gut. It'd been in the back of her mind, the possibility of losing, but she never thought it'd actually happened. The Mizukage had been so strong, if it looked like they'd lose surely he'd take the field and sort it out…!
"And word has begun to spread -- the rebels have hired Konoha ninja to support them. We're confronted with a serious topic of discussion that I don't think the boys are capable of treating with the gravity it requires." The jounin Swordsman looked down at her and raised his eyebrow. "We're on the losing side of this war, it looks like. Do we remain so, or do we jump ship?"
"Is… are you being serious?" Her sensei had just proposed desertion with her. Her sensei had just proposed
treason with her. Her sensei had just
asked her if she wanted to rebel. Sayaka's heart pounded, she remembered how Raiga had been dispassionate about the treatment Sojiro and Yusuke-sensei's families would get for playing at rebellion -- he'd asked her if she wanted to visit that on her family? "You can't be serious."
"I can. I'm not Noburu." Raiga's face was neutral. "The side we're on right now isn't going to win. Are you prepared for what happens if we lose?"
If they lost, then the rebels would kill them all. Kiri had been the instruments of the daimyo's expansion -- they wouldn't look kindly on the soldiers of their enemies. The village would burn.
"Our oaths are to Kirigakure first and foremost." Raiga leaned against the wall and closed his eyes. "The Mizukage, Water Country, the daimyo -- those are all secondary. The First Mizukage envisioned a future where our leaders would betray the village as a whole for their own benefit."
Her breathing began to become ragged, she felt like she had to run, had to be somewhere else -- but there was nowhere to go. "What… what do we do?"
"That's a good question." Raiga opened his eyes and looked at her -- he looked exhausted. "When you know you'll lose the battle, you withdraw. When you know you'll lose the war, you…?"
"Surrender." The very thought chilled her to the bone.
"Indeed. Do you think we should surrender, and hope the rebels are merciful?"
"I… Raiga-sensei, I'm not -- "
"You are a chunin of the Hidden Mist." Raiga's tone was sharp, but not angry. "You are entrusted to lead missions, and make tactical decisions. If you don't want to make a decision, turn in your flak jacket."
That's not fair, I didn't do anything wrong, she shouted in her head. But unwilling to let go of her success, she took a deep breath. "We should withdraw."
Raiga arched a brow. "Oh? You think we can still win if we fall back to Kirigakure?"
"No. Kirigakure's a ghost town -- we can't defend it even with the home guard." She reached for any and all justification she could, rather than renege on her position. She'd realized she'd misspoke the moment the word left her mouth, she'd meant surrender. But she remembered how Raiga-sensei had been in regards to indecision. Even if it was a bad decision, he'd want her to stick with it. "You've said it yourself -- Fujioka is a vital point of defense for us -- without it, Kirigakure won't receive any warning if Nadeshiko is attacked. Or Nadeshiko could join the rebels -- I don't know. This place is
going to be hit by the rebels. We need to make sure we're not here when it does."
"I see." Raiga offered no criticism or judgement. "You made a decision. Let's see if you follow through when the enemy arrives." With that done, the jounin turned and left with no further explanation.
Any sense of security she'd had with Raiga-sensei had been utterly destroyed. With her heart still going a mile a minute in her chest, she went back to the boys to tell them to keep exercising on their own while she went and had a panic attack.
Perhaps honesty wasn't the best policy at that moment, but she didn't feel like lying in any way except down with a pillow over her head.
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Third Mizukage
It wasn't often that Ryukotsusei had to be lectured. His teacher had praised him for learning quickly. His teammate, the Second Mizukage, had criticized him for being a know-it-all. And Ryukotsusei had been Mizukage for so long, no one had the chance to talk down to him. With that in mind, he found it surprisingly difficult to not snap Takashi's neck when the daimyo's man relayed their lord's displeasure.
"Unbelievable! The mere mention of foreign intervention drives our forces into disarray? The very idea of facing competent soldiers, and you have our troops run?! The daimyo is displeased, borderline infuriated. His heartland is at risk -- and your shinobi didn't even have the sense to destroy the bridge between Nagi and Ouza!" The daimyo's man fanned himself as he paced in the Mizukage's office. "And -- now our generals predict a loss?! They advise us to sue for peace?! To quote the daimyo -- the word 'failure' doesn't begin to describe your handling of this affair!"
One of those generals, a member of the daimyo's regular armed forces, had been executed for saying such things. It had surprised everyone when a second repeated it immediately after.
Ryukotsusei scoffed. "They are an army of foot caste and turncoats. If need be, I will take the field myself and lay them to waste."
Takashi fanned himself quickly and scowled. "The daimyo is not convinced of that. He is not convinced you're up to the task of retaking his wayward colonies. There is talk in the capital about the need for a Fourth Mizukage."
A sudden flood of killing intent flooded the room. The walls and windows frosted over rapidly. Takashi's breaths came out in puffs, as if he'd walked into a freezer. Ice cracked as it grew outward from Ryukotsusei's hands on the desk.
"Is that so?" The Third's voice was glacial in its coldness. "Perhaps I should do as the generals advise, and sue for peace. After all -- it isn't
my head they aim to mount on a pike. Perhaps you should remind the daimyo of whom the rebels are rebelling
against."
With the Mizukage's office colder than Snow Country, Takashi began to shiver quickly and violently. "N-n-now, Lord Mizukage, this threat display is n-not going to help your case." Despite the cold, the daimyo's man remained defiant. "This is-s not about your s-trength, but about your ability to lead. Your shinobi hate you, and you've isolated your army with those foolish orders to fall back to Nagi. You've never been on the defens-ive before -- and it s-shows."
Ryukotsusei thought he'd gone mad for a second. He'd released killing intent and turned his office into a freezer, and the toady continued to talk back. People had
died for less in his village. He moved to stand and found that he stumbled when he did. The Mizukage glanced at the leg which had given him issue, and noticed how he had to put actual effort into freezing the room. Before he could do more with less effort, to impose his will.
He caught his reflection in the frosted window and saw again how old he'd become. How his hair had greyed and the wrinkles on his face deepened. He'd never felt weakened by age before that moment.
But like hell he'd let the civilian see him afraid of his mortality for the first time in decades. "If the daimyo is uncertain about my ability to lead, I will go and take the fight to Kousuke myself."
The ice around them began to melt, and Takashi raised his eyebrow. "No," he said, soft. "I don't think you will. I think the daimyo is correct -- and it is time you were replaced." He turned to leave. "I will send word to him, and we will compile a list of likely candida -- "
Ice took shape in Ryukotsusei's hand and a frozen kunai landed in Takashi's head, in the brainstem. The corpse hit the ground and spasmed while Ryukotsusei calmly walked to his door. He opened it and stepped out into his lobby, where Takashi's secretary and guards waited for him to emerge.
His form flickered, and he appeared at the door to his lobby as the bodies began to fall, a spike of ice in their necks.
"Have someone clean this up," he casually told his ANBU captain as he left to prepare to go to war again.
He would not be the first Mizukage to be removed from his role. He'd built the village up too high to be brought low due to incompetence.
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Third Hokage.
"I daresay we're watching Kirigakure and Water Country as a whole break apart," one of Hiruzen's ANBU escorts, Pig, commented as they looked over intel they had intercepted. "Even their own generals say they're likely to lose, and they should sue for peace."
They sailed through Water Country's wintery sea on a fishing boat 'kindly donated' by a loyalist fisherman. While another ANBU, Swan, crewed the boat via shadow clones, the others and Hiruzen put together a plan in the hold.
"Do you want to wait before they actually sue for peace, and assassinate the daimyo then?" Owl, the medical ninja of the unit, spoke up.
Hiruzen looked over the collected intel while he smoked on his pipe and fought back a smile. The gods smiled on revenge -- both the rebel's, and his own. "If we leave them too long, they might recover. Ryukotsusei might take the field, and we don't know how the monk's skills bear out against the Two-Faced Dragon's. Kiri seems like it's on the precipice of outright dissolution, with their army out of position." He took a long drag on his pipe and let out a cloud of smoke through his nose. "Giving them a helpful push seems in order."
"If we hit Fujioka, then we'll run the risk of being sandwiched between their garrison and any reinforcements Nadeshiko is able to send," Pig added. They pointed to the village of kunoichi on the map. "Their admittance to the empire Water Country tried to grow is tenuous, they were able to remain autonomous to a degree."
"On the other hand -- only one of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist is stationed in Kirigakure's home defense forces." Owl tapped a person-of-interest file they'd acquired. "And they're moving a sizable portion of that defense force to Fujioka to respond to any attacks by the rebels."
"If something were to happen to Fujioka…," Hiruzen mused. "Ryukotsusei likely wouldn't be able to leave Kirigakure even if he wanted to. He'd face a mutiny among his jounin."
"All twelve of them."
That made the Hokage chuckle. "Now now," he waved his hand at the ANBU in a chiding manner. "Ryukotsusei was once a terrifying tactician, and is still likely to be a deadly opponent in his old age. Let's be respectful and say he has thirteen." They had a good laugh for a moment, then Hiruzen put on his serious face. He bent over and looked over the map with a critical eye. "If we attack the castle, and Ryukotsusei is in motion, he'll divert to it because losing
that will be his death knell."
"...If he
is on the move," Pig started, then tapped Kirigakure on the map. "We could ambush him in transit. His bodyguard detail is probably equal or less in number to us, and they've been on edge from the war for years at this point." Pig traced his finger across probable routes, given what they knew of the terrain. "And Ryukotsusei might be a deadly enemy, but he's a ninjutsu specialist -- which feels the effects of age the most keenly."
"Fighting and killing him in the woods so his corpse would be eaten by wolves would be so utterly disrespectful," Hiruzen chided Pig playfully. "We have to do it, now. You're supposed to save your brilliant ideas for the end, Pig."
The ANBU bowed his head. "I'm sorry, Lord Hokage, I will allow less brilliant ideas to be fielded first next time."
"See that you do," Hiruzen once more put on his serious face and tapped the big island on the map. "We go ashore, and we watch for Ryukotsusei's approach. If he doesn't leave his village, we move onto objective A." He tapped the other side of the big island, where the capital city was. And the daimyo.
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Rebellious Monk Kousuke.
Let it never be said that the Hidden Mist lacked in cruelty. After their retreat was certain, and the bridge secured on the Ouza side, a quick damage report was drawn up for Ouza as a whole. It didn't turn out well.
Kousuke sat cross-legged in the command tent while he flipped through pages of damage, surrounded by his lieutenants and allies. Every page was a new horror. Finally, he came to the terrible conclusion.
Solemn, he flipped the report closed and laid it on his lap. "The daimyo of Alcohol Country is dead, as are all the noble families which lived in or around the capital." One of his lieutenants, who came from Ouza and Nagi, punched one of the tent's posts in his rage. "Sake Town, capital city of Alcohol Country, has been destroyed by paper bombs. The loyalists burned everything as they retreated -- every farm they could find, every village they saw. Nagi will undoubtedly suffer the same fate when they withdraw to Nadeshiko on our next push."
Kousuke opened the report to look at the cadavers they'd found. Slit throats, mostly. He committed their faces to memory, so that he could pray for them to find peace in the next life.
"Without the daimyo and the noble families in the capital… without the capital itself...," Tsuneo, their record keeper, announced with a shaking hand on his pencil. "And without the northern farms, it is projected that we will see widespread famine as winter gets worse."
Shabadaba, a short and portly man with the official sash of Moon Country diplomats, stood from his seat to address the group. "My King has commanded me to order our ships to go out and purchase food from anywhere and everywhere it is available to sell. He fears that the south of Ouza will turn to piracy as they have done every time winter is harsh."
Kousuke's Alcohol Country lieutenant had to be restrained, lest he attack Shabadaba for such a harsh jab so soon after bad news. Shabadaba clearly wished he hadn't been asked to serve as Moon Country's envoy, though it didn't justify his behavior.
The monk narrowed his eyes at the man, and the Moon Country diplomat bowed his head. "We appreciate the help, Lord Shabadaba. Moon Country has my deepest gratitude for however it can ease Ouza's suffering."
"Sea Country is renowned for their gracious manners, and you exemplify it Kousuke." Shabadaba grinned at the monk's irate lieutenant, and sat down.
"That brings me to an uncomfortable line of thinking." Kousuke folded his staff over the top of the report and began to count off on his fingers. "Alcohol Country's daimyo is dead -- and everyone who could replace him is dead. Water Country's daimyo will soon be dead, as will anyone who can replace him -- thanks to our friend's ninja hire."
Shabadaba grinned wide, slightly unhinged.
"When this is done, there will be a power vacuum. Nadeshiko never had ambitions to rule beyond their island, and if we leave so many people in a vacuum with no government to look after them this region will rapidly devolve back into the chaos of the warring states." He turned to look at Tsuneo. "Do any of the surrounding daimyo have blood relations to the Water of Alcohol daimyo?"
The secretary tapped his pencil against his face as he considered. "Well… the current King of Moon Country was cousins with the Alcohol Country daimyo. It's… flimsy, but the people might accept being ruled by a branch of the Tsuki clan."
"Prince Michiru is currently only two years old," Shabadaba informed the group. "And the King has no siblings. Though perhaps if one of the surviving noble families have a daughter of appropriate age…?" The diplomat raised one fine eyebrow.
Kousuke nodded, his face grim.
Shabadaba grinned like a hungry crocodile. "Then I will sing this song to my King, and we'll see what can be done."
The monk felt dirty for what he'd just done. But the cruelty of Kiri had forced their hand. "That brings us back to Water Country…."
"And unfortunately," Tsuneo muttered, clearly uncomfortable, "the closest relationship that…
boy had was with Whirlpool Country."
Silence stretched out between the lieutenants, as they waited for Kousuke to speak. The monk closed his eyes in thought. The citizens of Water Country were just as much a victim of Kirigakure and the daimyo as anyone -- they would bear a stigma for generations for what their leaders had done. Leaving them to the mercies of a cruel monster would undo the call to justice which had begun the rebellion. As a jinchuuriki, he couldn't rule himself.
"Perhaps… we could try to set up a marriage between the daimyo of Honey Country," Kousuke said as he envisioned a map in his head, "and the daimyo of Noodle Country. They lie on either side of Water Country, and they could conjoin their lands with Water Country as a gift."
He didn't like it, even as his lieutenants moved to examine maps, and write letters of courtly quality to two foreign countries. He didn't like treating land and the people who lived there like possessions to be given away. But the relentless cruelty of his enemies made no other solution viable.
The one saving grace is that everyone agreed what they would call the resulting nation out of Noodles, Honey, and Water: Soup Country.
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To clarify, Nagi and Ouza Islands together make Alcohol Country.
Here is a map which I've been using for the story, for y'all's convenience.
Also, yes, Ryukotsusei is of the Yuki clan.